My blog got bogged

I'm sorry, my devoted 6 followers. I am a terrible blogger. A terrible, uncommitted, shitful blogger. I have not written in over 2 months! The shame is lurking over me like the veil of debt that I ONCE had.

Ok, to say once is taking liberty. No, I haven't miraculously eradicated it all in 4 months. Although taking on some extra work as an 'exotic dancer' did cross my mind. However, the outcome as it stands today looks like this

Personal Loan: 

WAS: 4646.28  

IS: 3,943.90

Credit Card 1: 

WAS: $953.21 (limit $1000

BLOODY CLOSED!!!!!! CLOSED!!!!!!!    

                                Credit Card 2: 

                                 WAS: $5957. 59 (limit $6000) Limit now $5000!

                                  IS: $ 4897
 

                                 Fines (F*#K!): 

                                WAS: $1684.00….

                                 IS: mmmm, $1534.00...screw you infringements court, you are clearly not my priority

                                 Misc (education, bills etc): 

                                WAS: $1220

                                 IS: 50.00 (woop)

                                And the grand total..

                                WAS: $14461.08

                                IS: $10424.90

BOOYAH. 

If I may carry on with my bragblog, I have also finished my showreel, written my cabaret, scored a theatre gig (paid, woohoo!), landed some presenting work, moved cities and saved the world. 

The ONLY reason I'm carrying on in what may seem an irksome, skite-like fashion, is because we all have goals that we want to kick (in the balls). We all have dirty debts (wether they be financial or otherwise) and we all have that bucket list of things to do before we die. 

If I can do this, anyone can.